"I know how to make cream pie. Take your clothes off, I'll show you!"

"Do you want to feed your mommy some sperm?" — sure, open your mouth

Son, you go on a date and you don't know where to come? There's a hole right there

Brother, it's impossible to get stuck in the washing machine! But I'm ready to get laid

"Sister, how did you manage to get stuck here, and without your panties?"